“I put ‘Sex’ in my Palm Pilot for tonight.” “And?” “It crashed. Apparently, even the hardware thinks that’s an unrealistic goal.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
One does not simply read one joke.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
This is the future of humor!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.