I’ve been here so long I’ve watched the entire ‘Star Wars’ prequel trilogy in the lobby. Twice. My fracture has already healed into a different shape.
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
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2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
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The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
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57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
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57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
This site is very exciting!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.