2001 Vintage: The Hospital Bed

“This bed is from the future.” “Why?” “Because I’ll be paying for it until 2050.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Flash_Animator06/12/2011 12:08I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet06/08/2013 23:50Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Gladiator_Maximus09/20/2012 02:43Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Cast_Away_Wilson10/27/1997 07:13WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Heathers_Winona12/18/2008 23:30Greetings and salutations! Very funny.