2010 Vintage: The Memory
“Doctor, I keep forgetting my cloud password.” “Write it on your arm. Everyone else is getting tattoos anyway.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Memory
2010 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2010 Vintage: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with joy over 4G speeds. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
A movie that looks like a video game and makes me want to fight my girlfriend’s seven evil exes (I’ll probably just send them a… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
2009 Archive: The Ghostbusters Video Game
Why was the IT room full of “Proton Packs”? They were “clearing the servers of legacy ghosts.” Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009… Read More »2009 Archive: The Ghostbusters Video Game
2009 Legacy: The Four
I want “more.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar &… Read More »2009 Archive: The Alpine
2007 Vintage: The Cosmopolitan
“Carrie Bradshaw is so over.” “Tell that to the five women at table three.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Cosmopolitan
2007 Classic: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Zero” energy drinks? Because 2007 was the year we realized our hearts couldn’t take the real sugar. Part of the 82… Read More »2007 Classic: The New Year Toast
2007 Vintage: The iPhone Status
“Sent from my iPhone.” “The 2007 version of ‘I’m richer than you’.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The iPhone Status