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2013 Vintage: The HMO Gym

It’s just a room where you run away from your own deductibles.

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

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The Expensive Stethoscope
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2025 Vintage: The AI-Skin
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9706/10/1998 22:02Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle07/10/1999 04:11What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Silk_Road_Ghost08/08/2011 18:14Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax08/13/2015 20:56I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Reservoir_Joe06/02/1998 23:35Professional humor for professional people.
@Friday_Rebecca08/28/2009 16:29Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh08/24/1998 07:32Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Gaia_Online_Gold08/29/2010 23:22Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Afk_For_Laughs09/20/1996 23:03Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Captain_Obvious07/22/2009 02:13This is a comment on a funny joke.

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