“Carrie Bradshaw is so over.” “Tell that to the five women at table three.”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
That was intense... and funny!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!