2009 Archive: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

@AOL_Surfer11/02/2015 06:29You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Titanic_Survivor01/04/2008 04:20I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Pikachu_Fan_8812/23/2015 10:40Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Melrose_Place_Fan05/26/2013 15:07Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Clueless_Dionne01/02/2012 07:39Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Wild_Thornberry06/03/2001 00:14Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Friendster_Ghost02/11/1998 21:34Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Bebo_Lover_0505/08/2007 08:43Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Anonymous_User01/10/2010 11:26We are many. We are laughing.