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1995 Archive: The Souvenir Shop

 Why did the man buy a “Snow Globe” of the desert? Because 1995 logic dictated that if it exists, it needs to be inside a glass ball with glitter.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner09/24/1999 04:22Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Linux_Distro_Fan03/02/1997 15:33Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Firewall_Wizard06/19/1997 07:22Letting this joke through the port.
@White_Goodman_G11/22/2011 17:05We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Ultima_Online_V11/22/2009 18:42Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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