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2013 Vintage: The Toast

 I’m the “talk” of the timeline.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser04/10/2003 10:57A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/01/2008 02:29Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Modem_Meltdown11/06/2012 18:49My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Dial_Up_King03/03/2009 03:45Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Geocities_Neighbor09/24/2009 14:28Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Linux_Distro_Fan12/21/2011 10:01Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Floppy_Fanatic03/23/2003 15:23Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Donnie_Darko_8812/05/2006 12:57Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Sum41_Skater05/03/2008 05:41In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Loituma_Girl04/20/2009 00:29Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

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