1996 Archive: The Leaf

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message after the beep!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Pixel_Addict04/26/1997 08:41LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Napster_King03/24/2009 01:27I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Lara_Croft_9605/24/2015 19:01Found a real treasure with this one.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball01/26/1995 09:46Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Prodigy_User_X10/16/2009 07:47Way better than the Prodigy boards!