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1996 Legacy: Burt Reynolds’ Toupee

 Why was he nominated for Striptease? Because even a legendary mustache couldn’t distract from the fact that he looked like he was being held hostage by the script.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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