1995 Classic: The Kindergarteners

How many kindergarteners does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to color on the walls.

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@CoolSkater9811/05/1995 02:27Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Tamagotchi_Dad06/27/1999 12:05Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules06/29/2012 22:12Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Eminem_Fan_0005/24/2009 14:32Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Pwnage_King10/09/1999 23:38Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/16/2009 07:31OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair11/22/2011 16:11I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!