Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Vintage: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition
In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »
2024 Classic: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition
In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith Edition
In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Letting this joke through the port.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
My followers need to see this!