What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Problem? No, just laughs!