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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
not my proudest laugh, but i definitely laughed. sending this to my brother.
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
i actually had to read this three times. i am not a smart man.
best discovery since sliced bread. or pizza. mostly pizza.
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.