He didn’t have the guts to do it anywhere else, so he chose the place with the most liquid courage!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
i showed this to my son and he just rolled his eyes. mission accomplished.
literally me every monday morning. why is this so accurate??
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.
i laughed, then i cried, then i laughed again.