2022 Archive: The DVD Menu Loop Sunset
The science teacher celebrating because he finally figured out how to use a web link to show a movie about ecosystems, though he still couldn’t… Read More »2022 Archive: The DVD Menu Loop Sunset
2022 Archive: The Jurassic World Run
Why Bryce Dallas Howard? For a performance where her main job was running from dinosaurs with a look of mild concern. Part of the 35… Read More »2022 Archive: The Jurassic World Run
2022 Vintage: The “Goblin Mode” Trend
Why was the teenager eating shredded cheese out of the bag at 2 AM? Because the Oxford Dictionary made “Goblin Mode” the word of the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Goblin Mode” Trend
2022 Legacy: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” out the irony of a $44 billion tweet. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Cursor
2022 Legacy: The Sangria
“Because sometimes life needs more fruit and less reality.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Sangria
2020 Legacy: The Cloud
I’m “storing” my sanity in the cloud. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Rina Sawayama “SAWAYAMA”
Why the 2000s vibes? For the debut that made nu-metal and pop cool again for a whole new generation. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2020 Archive: The Rina Sawayama “SAWAYAMA”
2019 Classic: The Spider-Verse Victory
Why did Into the Spider-Verse win Best Animated Feature? Because the Academy realized that one Spider-Man is good, but six Spider-People and a pig is… Read More »2019 Classic: The Spider-Verse Victory
2018 Archive: The “Havana” Camila Cabello
Why was the 4th so “Ooh-na-na”? Because half of our hearts were in Havana, while the other half were just trying to find a spot… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Havana” Camila Cabello
2018 Classic: The “Young Sheldon” Logic
Why was the accountant being so pedantic? He’s trying to be a “child genius” in a 50-year-old’s body. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Young Sheldon” Logic