2018 Archive: The “Havana” Camila Cabello

Why was the 4th so “Ooh-na-na”? Because half of our hearts were in Havana, while the other half were just trying to find a spot in the shade.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@T9_Texter03/20/2002 06:324-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Binary_Boy12/24/2002 21:0101001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Brennan_Huff_X03/17/2014 04:02I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Terran_Marine04/03/2015 14:59Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Newgrounds_User08/11/2006 10:49Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Not_Bad_Obama10/17/2005 02:06Not bad. Not bad at all.

@iPhone_User_0710/21/2004 23:34There’s an app for that? No, just this site!