1997 Vintage: The Lemon
I’m a car dealer. I’m just sour. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Legacy: The PalmPilot Revolution
Why did the businessman look busy? Because he was “syncing” his calendar for July 5th using a stylus that he definitely lost in the grass.… Read More »1997 Legacy: The PalmPilot Revolution
1997 Archive: The Fashion
My wife bought a pair of platform sneakers. Now she’s four inches taller than me and looks like she’s ready to join a girl group.… Read More »1997 Archive: The Fashion
1996 Legacy: The Law School
What’s the first lesson in Law School? How to tell a client with money from a client with a “good cause” (the first one is… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Law School
1996 Vintage: The Map (Part 2)
She looked at a map of the world and asked why “Her Way” wasn’t listed as a major highway. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Map (Part 2)
1996 Vintage: The Cordless Microphone Gamble
The pastor pacing down the center aisle with a heavy, antenna-wielding cordless microphone that picks up static from a passing delivery truck. Part of the… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Cordless Microphone Gamble
1995 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Reality
How did the U.S. military handle orientation in 1995? By pretending that if no one says anything, the problem doesn’t exist—the ultimate “Stealth Policy” for… Read More »1995 Legacy: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Reality