2004 Classic: The Light
I’m “brightening” up your feed. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The American Wedding Flutes
Why Stifler? For proving that even a legendary R-rated franchise ends with a dance-off in a gay bar. Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting… Read More »2003 Classic: The American Wedding Flutes
2003 Classic: The Final Word
“You’re all set.” “Will I live to see 2004?” “Check with your insurance provider. They have the calendar.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Final Word
2002 Vintage: The Triple X (xXx) Extreme
Why Vin Diesel? For a movie that tried to replace James Bond with a guy who jumps off bridges with a snowmobile while wearing a… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Triple X (xXx) Extreme
2002 Archive: The Scooby-Doo
We saw the movie. I told her I’m Shaggy. She said, “No, you’re just the guy who eats all the snacks and talks to the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Scooby-Doo
2001 Archive: The Laptop Modem
Why was the salesman looking for a phone jack? He had to “dial-in” to the 21st century from his hotel room. Part of the 79… Read More »2001 Archive: The Laptop Modem
2000 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Barry Pepper? For a performance in Battlefield Earth that mostly consisted of looking confused by his own hair. Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
2000 Classic: The Mouse Pad
Why did the blonde buy a mouse pad for her pet hamster? She thought it was a luxury gym. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde… Read More »2000 Classic: The Mouse Pad
The IRC Chatroom Classic (1999)
Verified Log: Channel #Humor_OldSchool. <User1> How do I know if my PC is Y2K compliant?<User2> Turn it off on Dec 31st at 11:59 PM.<User1> And… Read More »The IRC Chatroom Classic (1999)
1998 Classic: Hugo Chávez’s Election
Why was 1998 a turning point for Venezuela? Because they elected a man who promised to fix everything, proving that “hope” is a very powerful… Read More »1998 Classic: Hugo Chávez’s Election