We saw the movie. I told her I’m Shaggy. She said, “No, you’re just the guy who eats all the snacks and talks to the dog.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
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2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
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The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
2025 Classic: The 3D Printed Dinner
I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
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60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
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