What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.”
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
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Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
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Dad: What an od...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
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52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
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Why Did The Tomato Blush?
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!