Why was Justin Long so smug? Because Apple spent millions of dollars convincing us that being a “PC” meant wearing a suit and having a… Read More »2007 Classic: The Launch of the “I’m a Mac / I’m a PC” Ads
I’m “stuck” on this one-handed typing. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
“It’s $599!” “For a phone?” “It’s an iPod, a phone, and an internet communicator!” “It’s a divorce, that’s what it is.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2007 Legacy: The iPhone Price
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. I’m still spelling it out loud at the grocery store. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified
Why did a family reunion break out in the ring? Because the trainers started fighting each other mid-round, while Floyd stayed calm and stayed undefeated.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Zab Judah
Why did the man wear a grey suit to the wedding? To tell everyone his wife is “number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.” He… Read More »2006 Classic: The Borat Suit
Why was the traveler annoyed? Because he bought a “TSA Approved” lock and the agents still clipped it off because they lost the master key.… Read More »2006 Archive: The TSA Baggage Lock
A guy says, “I’m the king of the table.” The 8-ball says, “Not today.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Pool Table
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
I’m “brightening” up your feed. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
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