2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin FOMO
“I should have bought Bitcoin in 2011!” “You also should have mowed the lawn in 2015, Kevin. Let’s focus on the ‘bubbles’ we can actually control—like… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin FOMO
2017 Classic: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.” Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Classic: The Little Cloud
2017 Classic: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.” Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Little Bee
2016 Legacy: The Hodor
A guy stands by the door and holds it open for everyone. The bartender says, “Thanks, but what do you want to drink?” The guy… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Hodor
2015 Vintage: The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
“Females are strong as hell.” My wife sings this every time she opens a jar I couldn’t. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
2014 Vintage: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Luke
2013 Archive: The Netflix Price Hike
I told her we should cancel. She said, “Over my dead body, I need my ‘Orange is the New Black’.” Part of the 67 Marriage… Read More »2013 Archive: The Netflix Price Hike
2013 Archive: The Gmail “Categories”
Why did the clerk miss the email? Because Google put it in “Promotions” and he thought it was a pizza coupon. Part of the 74… Read More »2013 Archive: The Gmail “Categories”
2013 Classic: The Harlem Shake Flashback
Why did the whole accounting team suddenly start wearing masks and dancing? Because 2013 was the year you couldn’t escape the office “Harlem Shake” video.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Harlem Shake Flashback
2013 Classic: Breaking Bad Finale
Why was the “Blue Sky” gone? Because Walter White’s journey ended, and we all had to find a new way to spend our Sunday nights… Read More »2013 Classic: Breaking Bad Finale