I told her we should cancel. She said, “Over my dead body, I need my ‘Orange is the New Black’.”
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
Our fridge locked itself and won't let me have a beer until I "p...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Classic. Simply classic.