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2013 Archive: The Netflix Price Hike

 I told her we should cancel. She said, “Over my dead body, I need my ‘Orange is the New Black’.”

Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Smart Fridge 3.0
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The GPS Correction
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2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover09/11/2010 19:28You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Nsync_Justin03/28/1996 22:40Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Trinity_Matrix04/09/2014 11:15Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Bam_Margera_Fan02/13/2001 18:23Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Breakfast_Club_B02/28/1996 12:05Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Arthas_Fan_0204/13/1999 10:17Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Face_Palm_0103/03/2007 20:54Classic. Simply classic.

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