“I should have bought Bitcoin in 2011!” “You also should have mowed the lawn in 2015, Kevin. Let’s focus on the ‘bubbles’ we can actually control—like the one in your beer.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
A wild laugh appeared!