“Females are strong as hell.” My wife sings this every time she opens a jar I couldn’t.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
There is a joke in my boot!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Waddle on over and read this!