2017 Classic: The Little Cloud

Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

@Java_Script_Kid11/17/2001 22:44Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Winamp_Skin_Maker02/13/2006 17:30Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/29/2013 08:33I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@CSS_Master_9905/26/2014 22:28Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan12/16/2010 01:51Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Digimon_Tamer03/29/2006 07:49My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@WordPress_Fan_0303/15/2010 09:18The best thing since version 1.0!

@Llamas_With_Hats01/10/2000 08:37Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!