I’m a car dealer. I’m just sour.
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
The Dude abides... this joke.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!