How did the U.S. military handle orientation in 1995? By pretending that if no one says anything, the problem doesn’t exist—the ultimate “Stealth Policy” for human resources.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
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