You’ll love the logic in this one:
She wanted to keep the food dry.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »
63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
A blonde stared at an orange...
A blonde stared at an orange for hours because she wanted to see ...read more »
A blonde brought her car into...
A blonde brought her car into the oven because she wanted a hot r...read more »
A blonde walked into a library...
A blonde walked into a library and asked for a burger and fries. ...read more »
Why do blondes...
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »
What do blondes...
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »
A blonde was asked what she...
A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »
A blonde went to the library...
A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »
A blonde walks...
A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »
50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »
A blonde thought the airplane was...
A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
pure gold. simple, clean and hilarious. we need more of these!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
lol, i’ve seen this situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
simply hilarious. thank u for the smile today!
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.
I feel attacked. But I’m laughing.