1999 Classic: The Duck
Why did the duck put its head in the sink? To settle its bill. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition… Read More »1999 Classic: The Duck
1998 Legacy: The Starter Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager getting his massive, puffy nylon sports team jacket temporarily stuck between the narrow wooden armrests of an old family pew while trying to… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Starter Jacket Pew Wedge
1998 Classic: The Anesthesia
“Count backwards from 100.” “100… 99… 98… Windows 98…” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Classic: The Anesthesia
1997 Archive: The Scared Bird
Why did the bird go to the bank? To “bill” his account. Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Archive: The Scared Bird
1996 Vintage: The Dark Beer
A guy orders a beer so dark it absorbs the light from the neon sign. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery &… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Dark Beer
1996 Archive: The Foam
A guy complains about too much foam. The bartender says, “That’s not foam, that’s the beer’s personality.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Foam
1996 Classic: The CD Burner Wealth
The guy who owns a 1x speed CD burner is basically the local king of custom mixtapes. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The CD Burner Wealth
1995 Classic: The Andre Agassi Hair
Why did the tennis star shave his head? Because he realized that being #1 in the world was easier than maintaining a 90s mullet in… Read More »1995 Classic: The Andre Agassi Hair
1995 Vintage: The Parrot with an Attitude
A guy buys a parrot at a discount. The vet warns him: “He used to live in a brothel.” The guy takes him home. The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Parrot with an Attitude
1995 Classic: The Nudist Colony
A guy joins a nudist colony. On the first day, he runs back to his room. A girl asks, “What’s wrong?” He says, “I just… Read More »1995 Classic: The Nudist Colony