Why did the tennis star shave his head? Because he realized that being #1 in the world was easier than maintaining a 90s mullet in the wind.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
But you have heard of this joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
RT if you think this is funny!