A guy complains about too much foam. The bartender says, “That’s not foam, that’s the beer’s personality.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
The power of three... laughs!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
The future is laughing at us.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
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