2003 Vintage: The Elf
My husband thinks he’s Buddy the Elf. He tried to put maple syrup on his spaghetti. I’ve never been closer to calling a lawyer. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Elf
2003 Legacy: The iPod Mini
“It’s smaller!” “So is my patience for your new gadgets.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Legacy: The iPod Mini
2002 Archive: The Door
She doesn’t knock; she just clears her throat until the drywall cracks. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition… Read More »2002 Archive: The Door
2001 Legacy: The Manchester United 3-in-a-row
Why was Sir Alex so smug? Because they won their third straight Premier League title and made the rest of England look like a practice… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Manchester United 3-in-a-row
2001 Legacy: The Story
She tells a story about the Great Depression that somehow proves I’m spending too much on paper towels. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Story
2001 Classic: The Tequila Gold
A guy orders a shot and says, “It tastes like a sunset.” The bartender says, “It tastes like $4.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2001 Classic: The Tequila Gold
2001 Classic: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who failed the bar three times? “Associate Partner at an Enron subsidiary.” Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Classic: The Graduation
2000 Classic: The George W. Bush “Strategery”
Why did SNL invent the word “Strategery”? To show that in 2000, having a plan was less important than sounding like you might have one… Read More »2000 Classic: The George W. Bush “Strategery”
1999 Archive: The Black Russian
A guy orders a Black Russian and says, “Like the screen of my computer when Y2K hits.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Archive: The Black Russian
1999 Classic: The Duck
Why did the duck put its head in the sink? To settle its bill. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition… Read More »1999 Classic: The Duck