Why were we scanning everyone in Iraq? To make sure that the “New City Council” wasn’t just the “Old Insurgency” with a better haircut.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
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2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
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34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition
In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 3.0
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Vibe
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2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
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40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
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In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition
In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MRE "Synthesized Steak"
Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "AI" Targeter
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Laughing is as laughing does.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.