2013 Legacy: The This Is the End
“The apocalypse is here!” “No, it’s just the Wi-Fi router acting up again. Calm down, Seth Rogen.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking &… Read More »2013 Legacy: The This Is the End
2013 Vintage: The We’re the Millers “No Ragrets”
I have zero “ragrets” about watching this movie. Not even a single letter. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The We’re the Millers “No Ragrets”
2011 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why Recovery? Because Eminem’s comeback was so loud it woke up the voters in the back row. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Classic: Best Rap Album
2011 Classic: Esperanza Spalding’s Upset
Why did she beat Justin Bieber for Best New Artist? Because she plays the upright bass like a goddess, and the Academy wanted to show… Read More »2011 Classic: Esperanza Spalding’s Upset
2010 Classic: The Office Password
Why was it “NewDecade2010!”? Because the IT guy said “New year, new chance for hackers to guess your dog’s name.” Part of the 83 Office… Read More »2010 Classic: The Office Password
2009 Legacy: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Canoe
2009 Legacy: The Save
I’m “keeping” my dignity. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Indiana Jones Fridge
I just watched an 80-year-old man survive a nuclear blast by hiding in a refrigerator. Science is amazing in 2008. Part of the 81 Observational… Read More »2008 Archive: The Indiana Jones Fridge
2007 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Glassy”? Because Windows Vista made us believe that if it wasn’t “Transparent,” it wasn’t 2007. Part of the 82 Office Groaners:… Read More »2007 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
2007 Vintage: The Sweeney Todd Shave
Why Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter? For a musical that proved that Tim Burton isn’t happy unless everyone is pale, singing, and covered in… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Sweeney Todd Shave