2018 Legacy: The Mission Impossible
Fallout: A guy tries to jump from the balcony to the bar. He misses. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite”… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Mission Impossible
2017 Archive: The Handmaid’s Tale Sweep
Why did it win Best Drama? Because in 2017, a dystopian nightmare felt uncomfortably close to a documentary for most Emmy voters. Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Handmaid’s Tale Sweep
2016 Legacy: The Launch of the Tesla Solar Roof
Why was the roof a battery? Because Elon Musk wanted our houses to look normal while secretly powering our cars with the sun—provided we lived… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Launch of the Tesla Solar Roof
2016 Archive: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to PokeStops with lures. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Wall
Why were we scanning everyone in Iraq? To make sure that the “New City Council” wasn’t just the “Old Insurgency” with a better haircut. Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Wall
2015 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the food so “Symmetrical”? Because after all those Wes Anderson wins, serving a crooked steak felt like a stylistic crime. Part of the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball
2015 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
2015 Archive: The Launch of SpaceX “Falcon 9” Landing
Why did Elon Musk cheer in December? Because he landed a rocket vertically, making the government’s “Ground-breaking” projects look like they were still stuck in… Read More »2015 Archive: The Launch of SpaceX “Falcon 9” Landing
2014 Classic: The Selfie Stick
Why was the manager holding a long pole? He wanted a group photo of the department, but he just ended up poking the HR manager… Read More »2014 Classic: The Selfie Stick
2013 Legacy: The This Is the End
“The apocalypse is here!” “No, it’s just the Wi-Fi router acting up again. Calm down, Seth Rogen.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking &… Read More »2013 Legacy: The This Is the End