2016 Archive: The Magnet

I’m “attracted” to PokeStops with lures.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

@Res_Dogs_MrPink08/06/1997 16:18I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@MTV_Unplugged11/28/1999 09:06Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Bill_Ted_Excell07/15/2011 19:46Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Friday_Rebecca02/05/2011 23:12Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Slow_Clap_Guy04/16/2012 05:39...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

@Browser_War_V02/28/2002 06:41Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

@Tablet_User_1010/11/1995 04:29Tapping my way to a good mood.