2015 Legacy: The Governor’s Ball

Why was the food so “Symmetrical”? Because after all those Wes Anderson wins, serving a crooked steak felt like a stylistic crime.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the Academy give the acting award to four women at once? ...read more »

Why did the bomb win? Because the Academy decided that "Serious C...read more »

Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »

Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »

Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »

Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »

In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »

Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »

Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »

In 2018, the 90th Academy Awards celebrated nearly a century of c...read more »

Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »

In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »

Why did Will & Harper win? Because a road trip about friendsh...read more »

Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »

@Msdos_Commander12/01/1995 20:57C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@QuickTime_Viewer09/07/2015 20:23Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Inkjet_Printers12/17/2008 08:02Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie05/18/2001 21:11Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Charlie_Bit_Me08/24/2004 11:01Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Tagged_Network11/04/1995 03:33You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Salad_Fingers_F01/16/2012 04:18I like it when the jokes are... rusty.