2007 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Glassy”? Because Windows Vista made us believe that if it wasn’t “Transparent,” it wasn’t 2007. Part of the 82 Office Groaners:… Read More »2007 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
2006 Classic: The Coffee Cup
Why was the coffee cup so happy? It was “mug-nificent.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Katherine Harris Campaign
Why was the Florida recount star losing in ’06? Because even in Florida, “Electoral Magic” only works once every six years. Part of the 33… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Katherine Harris Campaign
2006 Legacy: The Link
I’m “sharing” my way to the top. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The MRE “Chicken with Noodles”
Why was it the only one left? Because even in a war zone, people have standards. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency… Read More »2006 Archive: The MRE “Chicken with Noodles”
2006 Classic: The Entourage Bromance
Why the jokes? For a show that proved having four friends and one angry agent is the ultimate Hollywood dream. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2006 Classic: The Entourage Bromance
2006 Classic: The YouTube Comment
She leaves comments on my life in real-time. Usually “1 star, would not recommend.” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii”… Read More »2006 Classic: The YouTube Comment
2005 Classic: The Nintendogs
My wife got Nintendogs. My mother-in-law said, “Finally, a pet you can’t forget to feed—though you’ll probably find a way.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2005 Classic: The Nintendogs
2004 Archive: The Juice
I’m “squeezing” into my skinny jeans. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The 2004 Icon
One, but they do it while wearing shutter shades and listening to a U2 special edition iPod. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The 2004 Icon