Why was it the only one left? Because even in a war zone, people have standards.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Oops, I laughed again!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!