Why did the bird go to the bank? To “bill” his account.
Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Because you can see right through them.read more »
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They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!