Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Tapping my way to a good mood.