1999 Classic: The Duck

Why did the duck put its head in the sink? To settle its bill.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

It was framed.read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

@Optical_Mouse_9906/03/2000 04:32I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan08/08/2012 14:08Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@E_T_Phone_Home10/02/2014 13:24E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Chocolate_Rain04/30/2009 01:29I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Friday_Rebecca02/14/2011 05:11Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Gaia_Online_Gold09/23/1995 03:45Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Anonymous_User09/29/1998 21:57We are many. We are laughing.