Why did the principal sprint into the hallway looking terrified? Because he found three middle schoolers lying dramatically on the floor covered in melted purple milkshake, pretending to be poisoned for a viral video loop.
Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer Hype, ChatGPT Panic & Grimace Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
One billion... laughs!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Problem? No, just laughs!