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2003 Vintage: The Elf

 My husband thinks he’s Buddy the Elf. He tried to put maple syrup on his spaghetti. I’ve never been closer to calling a lawyer.

Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User02/06/2000 00:46I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@The_Real_Morpheus07/26/2000 03:53What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Vaporwave_Original07/26/1997 14:34Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
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@Floppy_Drive_Buzz05/03/2015 11:40The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Lock_Stock_Two09/01/2002 14:57It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Animorphs_X03/31/2009 06:29I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan08/19/1999 18:24Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Me_Gusta_Face10/31/2006 18:21Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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