My husband thinks he’s Buddy the Elf. He tried to put maple syrup on his spaghetti. I’ve never been closer to calling a lawyer.
Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.