2001 Classic: The Graduation

What do you call a lawyer who failed the bar three times? “Associate Partner at an Enron subsidiary.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

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Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original08/10/2012 11:03Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Scanner_Darkly03/07/2012 15:48I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Gnutella_User01/17/2007 18:13Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Star_Wars_Kid10/18/2001 16:36I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Harambe_Memories10/18/2004 08:54Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Web_Counter_9908/22/1997 02:49I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Friendster_Ghost02/25/1997 10:57Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@David_After_Dent04/07/1998 14:14Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@iPhone_User_0709/29/1998 17:32There’s an app for that? No, just this site!