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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

@BBS_Sysop05/24/2011 01:53Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Kazaa_Leecher07/31/2001 04:06I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Bill_Nye_Fan06/02/2005 11:50Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Midi_Background12/13/2013 10:28Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Top_List_Winner11/06/2008 17:00Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/11/2000 02:47OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

@Filter_Fanatic11/04/2012 22:46This joke looks better with a sepia filter.