1996 Vintage: The Dark Beer

A guy orders a beer so dark it absorbs the light from the neon sign.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lycos_Dog07/20/2012 16:43Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Dreamcast_Gamer10/27/1997 16:30Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Yahoo_Directory02/12/1996 03:07Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu02/15/2002 00:10Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Reservoir_Joe07/07/2001 13:37Professional humor for professional people.

@Animorphs_X03/23/2000 05:26I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Rick_Roller_0708/29/1997 19:24Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Neopets_Trader07/29/2012 20:30Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@GL_HF_Runner10/28/2000 23:23Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!